Friday 6th April 2018
Arsenal are getting philosophical about their defending and bringing in Borussia Dortmund centre-back Sokratis, 29, as a short-term fix.
Manchester United are favourites to sign Chelsea’s rapping midfielder Will.I.An, 29, and all because the Brazilian is nuts about Jose Mourinho.
It’s a week late for April’s Fools Day but Luke Shaw, 22, to Barcelona on loan. Really?
Yes, really, because Djibril Sidibe, 25, is leaving Monaco on a midnight plane to Manchester to move to Old Trafford this summer.
Lucien Favre, OGC Nice jefe, is the latest name linked with the Arsenal job, mainly because he coached Granit Xhaka at Borussia Monchengladbach.
Mick McCarthy tossed his hat into the West Brom ring and the Baggies tossed it back, with a hastily scrawled “Thanks…but no, thanks” note attached.
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He won’t be getting the Sunderland job either. Chris Coleman is staying on Wearside come what may. Or until he gets sacked.
And that won’t happen now the Black Cats board know Thomas Tuchel is set to replace Unai Emery when a ‘failed to win the Champions League’-sized elbow knocks through the ‘Do One’ door at PSG.
Watford striker Richarlison, 20, won’t be leaving Vicarage Road despite not scoring in 21 games.
Saido Berahino, 24, is heading toward the door marked ‘Do One’ as Stoke City dropped him for being late to an Under-23 match but not because he hasn’t scored since Moses was a boy. No…